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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
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just what the doctor ordered 

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

Keeping the doctor away 

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie
You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away 

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.
Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!

i am the doctor 

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.
''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear 

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore
did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?