What the balls 

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

What the balls by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

Thats the balls! 

What you say when somethings cool

Oh thats so cool! No, thats the balls!

Thats the balls! by kilitto5 August 30, 2010

cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.

I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.

cradle the balls by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009

the balls johnson dance 

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

the balls johnson dance by rayjay October 12, 2005

Orphan the Balls 

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

Orphan the Balls by aurora89 December 22, 2009

the cock and the balls of it 

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

the cock and the balls of it by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Had Me By The Balls 

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

Had Me By The Balls by wardswords November 26, 2016