The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

The Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

The Ticket Angels 

The Ticket Angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. By signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.

As of July 7th, 2010, The Ticket Angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.

A "Ticket Angel" is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. Through various means of notifying that person a head of time a Ticket Angel keeps money in your pocket.

"If it weren't for The Ticket Angels calling me to move my car I would have definitely gotten a parking ticket".

The Ticket Angels by Harvey Bones July 10, 2010

The Up Angle

The angle used by most girls to make their face look slimmer. They raise their phone higher than their head and look at it, giving them a more slender complexion.

I used the Up Angle on him, and then he asked me out

The Up Angle by Istutstutustsu June 19, 2019

the cassie angle 

a selfie taken above the head exposing the double chin and inner pain only to be used if depressed or hurt by the opposite gender

ah i see you’re using the cassie angle. who hurt you?

the cassie angle by mr_mccone June 8, 2020

Who let the Fallen Angels cook? 

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.

Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”

Who let the Fallen Angels cook? by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick 

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick by MRMNYC December 28, 2016

angle of the dangle 

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.

angle of the dangle by hebberflebber August 31, 2016