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Tennessee Barking Spider 

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

Tennessee log jammer 

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.
Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

tennessee tumbleweed 

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.
that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.

tennessee trotline

dragging your unclean asshole across a whore's stomach while titty fucking her.
jenny knew she was tennessee trotlined when she woke up with a poop streak across her tummy.

teresa was very sick when she realized bill ran the reverse tennessee trotline across her face.

after eating chimichangas ranchas donald set out the tennessee trotline while leaving a pearl necklace on teresa.

Tennessee Torpedo 

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina
She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo
Tennessee Torpedo by nu88y December 10, 2012

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.
"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."