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Ball temperature 

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.
Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!
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Room temperature challenge 

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."

Berks County Temperature Check 

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.

Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

temperature 

if someone is feeling feverish. They may ask someone to check if he /she has a temperature.
by placing a hand on the head to check if the head is hot and feverish and to see if the person has a temperature. The person may ask "have i got a temperature" or sympathetically - "tempwature"
temperature by Snarly May 27, 2008

Room temperature IQ 

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.
Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.
Room temperature IQ by anonymous October 15, 2020