Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

tape teezy 

A known Staten Island rapper, who is known for his amazing rhymes from the 314,303. He is the CEO of PL.co clothing brand and is a talented person in other things. He happens to be Filipino , smart , and dresses in all the freshest clothes such as Bape, Supreme , Diamond and much more. He is a quiet kid , but a really nice one and outgoing person outside of school. Constantly says "Hann" and "pretty legit if you ask me" if a non-annoying way.

person 1:Hey did you hear the new Tape Teezy mixtape?

person 2: Yeah , He reps the Shaolin island

TapeTeezy: Pretty Legit if you ask me...

tape teezy by TapeTeezy December 9, 2012

flex tape 

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

flex tape by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

Tapped 

not all there in the head

that guy is tapped

Tapped by Scaramouche191919 September 12, 2015

One Tapped 

Getting killed in one action/shot in any game, could also be used in real life.

*shoots one shot from pistol, and opponent dies* Dude got fucking one tapped.

One Tapped by AMP3X February 11, 2019

two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009