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Tranny Shit 

When an obese truck driver is too lazy or too fat to get out of his truck to go take a shit and doesn't have a plastic bottle big enough to contain his feces or just doesn't have good enough aim to shit in said bottle so he instead just cuts the rubber boot around the shift lever on his transmission and takes a shit on top of the transmission. This also applies to truck drivers that may not be obese but are either afraid to get out of their truck or not willing to pull over to take a shit. These drivers are especially talented because they can simultaneously shit on their transmission while driving, shifting gears and watching porn on their smartphones.
"Shit! I'm late for dropping my load and I really need to drop a load from my ass! No time to stop so I guess I'll have to keep driving and take a tranny shit while I pleasure myself to internet porn. I'm a multitasker.
Tranny Shit by SuperMegaAsshole December 26, 2021

tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.
when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.
tranny shuffle by cageyb March 8, 2022

Tranny Surprise 

1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.

Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
Tranny Surprise by McSlagam August 6, 2011

Tranny Surprise 

A tranny surprise is something that seems like it may be good, but then turns out to be super bad. Any number of things can be considered a tranny surprise. A girl (see monet), that new car you bought that turns out to be a piece of shit, or a test that was suppose to be easy.
Hey mang, how did you do on that test?

Not so good Aubri. I thought it was gonna be hella easy, so instead of studying I partied all night, got super wasteyface, and woke up next to this chick.

Awesome!

No, not really. The girl turned out to be a super jankety monet.

Ohhh that sucks. You got double tranny surprised.

Yeah. I heard you got an “A” on the test though, goodjaubri!

tangy sex 

1 lemon+ 2 limes+ 1 good woman+ 1 man= all good
tangy sex by tanggggggggg December 26, 2007

tranny scanner 

Much like Gaydar, tranny scanner is a trans persons ability to detect other trans people
A cis persons ability to detect trans people is more referred to as Transgendar
Everett - "do you think that Devon is trans?"
Avery - "No doubt, my tranny scanner went off just like before Elliot Page came out"