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An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating
"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."
Tampon by Dismantled March 29, 2007
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a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
tampon by livelifeontop September 29, 2015
a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
tampon by livelifeontop September 29, 2015
1:“Im really hungry” 2:“oh don’t worry!” 2:“You can have my tampon” 1:“thanks!”
Tampon by Cotton.Saturn July 19, 2021
A person From Tampa
Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.
Tampon by Tito2holla June 22, 2008
a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"
A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.
tampon by The New Jesus August 14, 2009
we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt
tampon by Tom the Enchanter May 5, 2005