A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell 

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell by Marauder91 April 29, 2016

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell 

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell by DieZelBag August 13, 2015

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. 

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. 

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025