Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Virginia swashbuckler 

When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.

Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick

Really? I been wanting to try that for a while

Virginia swashbuckler by TEAMGRROFFICIAL October 13, 2020

Rectal Swashbuckler 

One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.

Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.

Rectal Swashbuckler by Yukon Jaçc The Rippa April 22, 2021

Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

Glaswegian Swashbuckle by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018

Swagbuckler 

An archetype which consistently exhibits impressive levels of swag in social settings. Individuals fitting this description have been known to wear belt buckles with immense bling and maintain solid martial prowess in defense of their posse.

"Yo, what happened to the party?" asked Kevin. "Man, David just got here so they all crowding around him in the other room to see what's up...he's one fo'real swagbuckler" Nick replied.

Swagbuckler by tzaned March 16, 2011