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Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.
Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Suicidal Masochism by Ac11037 November 27, 2020
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Suicidal Kernels 

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Tendencies 

Suicidal Tendencies by Yo Momma December 8, 2004

Suicidal Cumshot 

The act of a female giving a male a handjob, and at the conclusion, the male cums on his own face
Jamie was giving Eric a handjob and his ejaculation hit him in the face causing a Suicidal Cumshot.
Suicidal Cumshot by Jamaal112398801 November 16, 2013

Suicidal Comment 

A comment, typically made on a post in a chatroom or social networking site with all intentions and/or likelihood of

1. getting the shit beaten out of you.

2. sounding so stupid it would make every single person in the conversation want to stare at you in utter disbelief.
Jake hit on Emily with a suicidal comment on Facebook yesterday. Needless to say, he came to school today with a black eye courtesy of Jim, her pissed-off boyfriend.

Suicidal Thots 

Females who would rather die than take responsibilty for their own offspring.
Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.
Suicidal Thots by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Suicidal Tendencies 

A band so cool that they used to make a sport out of kicking Rikki Rachtman's gay ass!
Suicidal Tendencies was fucking awesome.Too bad todays' music is all gay ass poser shitmetal and emo-pussy crap.