Stumped Chump 

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

Stumped Chump by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Dump Stumped 

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

Dump Stumped by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

Phone-Stumped 

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

Phone-Stumped by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

[cunt]stumped 

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

[cunt]stumped by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Rosetta stumped 

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

Rosetta stumped by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

your stumped 

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

your stumped by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

Donald Stumped 

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

Donald Stumped by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018