Straightening pussy 

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

Straightening pussy by Alec234 January 23, 2019

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

Straighter Than A Circle by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010

Beanie straighten  

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

Beanie straighten by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

straightner 

if two people don't like each other. they have a fight to settle it

Bill: i don't like your attitude
Bobby: Straightner?
Bill: Ye

Then they fight

straightner by Ren1Gade October 11, 2009

deep straighten

To straighten hair fully, or straighten your hair until your hair falls out or over burns.

claire: “what should i do with my hair for the dance?”
bridget: “you should deep straighten it.”

deep straighten by cowgirlhawyee January 31, 2020

straighten up and fly right 

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

straighten up and fly right by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023