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Detriot Stir Fry 

A sexual act.

When a person consumes lots of vegatables and laxitives, then takes a toliet-paper roll and craps through it into another person's mouth
a dirty man gave his ho Detriot Stir Fry for dinner, thats the last time she'll ever use Meth!

Perez Hilton comes to Detriot for the Stir-fry if you know what I mean!!

detroit stir fry 

When you consume chicken, vegetables, and a laxative and then proceed to shit through a toilet paper roll into your partners mouth.
She was way to drunk to realize I was giving her the Detroit Stir Fry
detroit stir fry by Nate Hood July 18, 2006

Vaginal Stir-Fry 

It's that thing when a girl puts random objects into her vagina and then jumps up and down and then sits on a heater.
Gladys made a Vaginal Stir-Fry today, it was delicious.
Vaginal Stir-Fry by Pterodactyl Cat September 4, 2013

Louisiana Stir Fry 

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.
Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit
Louisiana Stir Fry by Goatman0 February 24, 2014

Asian Stir Fry 

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.
I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir fry last night!
Asian Stir Fry by hello1471 April 4, 2009

New York Stir Fry 

While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
New York Stir Fry by The Tandor January 23, 2009