static 

it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying

man this static sucks

static by U-2800 May 7, 2022

static 

To roll around in the sheets enough with someone to cause static.

I got staticked by my boyfriend last night!

I had so much fun staticking her...at least 20 times!

static by Gekreuzigt December 17, 2008

static 

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

static by floppy slippers June 23, 2016

Static 

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

Static by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Static 

Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC

Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo

Static by Itx_.tae December 30, 2018

Static 

Static is when someone gives another person a dirty look, they want static, they want drama, static is just a look a person gives another person as if they want something from that person

Melissa: “aye yo Judith giving u static”

Amanda: “if Judith wants static she can have it”

Static by yeaboi772 April 8, 2019

Static 

To cause trouble or beef.
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”

Static by NJSDEF July 8, 2019