South African Smoke Signal 

the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)

i was shooting my load and that bitch gave me a south african smoke signal!

South African Smoke Signal by The Long Snapper January 21, 2011

south african chili dog 

placing the penis between a woman's buttcheeks as if it were a hot dog bun, she then proceeds to deficate on the penis, which resembles the chili in a chili dog. she then has the option to eat it off if she feels really adventurous.

"Dude, did you south african chili dog her last night?"
"Yeah, she even ate it off."
"Dogg, that's tight."

south african chili dog by poonsnatcher69hoponbitch August 5, 2012

South African Love Squad 

What happens when a South African Death Squad gets old and useless. They stop hitting random drunk people, start drinking wine instead of rum and start using useless buzzwords in unnecessary places in a conversation.

South African Death Squad - Im trying to filter out all this noise in this noisy data im examining. God dam all this noise, I wish it would be less noisy.

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Is that noisy data annoying you? Do you want to hit it like usual?

South African Death Squad - No I just feel really sorry for the data, I wish I could give it a cuddle

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Your such a South African Love Squad these days.

South African Love Squad by Pik Botha November 20, 2010

South-African Safari 

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick

Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari

South-African Safari by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009

White South African 

Any White person born and raised in South Africa.

White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.

A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.

Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.

Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.

All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.

I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...

Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"

Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"

Girl: "White South African?"

Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"

White South African by romplestomple March 16, 2011

South African beer 

Not really beer at all, It is just Zebra piss drank out of a vuvuzela by South African's whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how shit their country is.

Man1: "Hey Heinrich, anymore of this warm golden South African beer to quench my thirst?"

Heinrich: "Yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey.......... by the way, how shit is our country?"

Man1: "Pretty shit indeed"

South African beer by Leeemon April 19, 2011

South African ant hill 

When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning

My gf left me when she found my South African ant hill jar

South African ant hill by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022