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Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.
Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.

Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.

Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.

Don’t be a smithy.
A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.
That teacher did a smithy.
That video was a bit of a smithy.
Smithy by Pattys boy August 17, 2022
To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
Smithy by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024
Someone who poses with toes pointing into eachother in a photo and looks like they have a severe case of rickets
Guy 1: Bro your stance looks retarded, are you a smithy?
Smithy: ye
Smithy by johnatron January 4, 2026

smithy boy 

A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"
smithy boy by ReFL3X July 12, 2014

Smithy Finisher 

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...
After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)
Smithy Finisher by gman69 January 9, 2015