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small man syndrome 

Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.
OMG, what I wouldnt give to have 10 minutes with this son of a bitch in a dark alley. I wouldnt kill him, no sir, that's the easy way out. I WOULD MOTHERFUCKIN' BREAK HIM! I would relish all the creative ways I can think of to break every bone in his body. Id leave him just brain damaged enough for him to realize the plight he is in. The absolute hatred I harbor for this man permeates every fiber of my soul and body.
small man syndrome by Robin R June 26, 2005
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Small town syndrome 

A person from a small city and goes to a big city and acts and thinks they are they shit, when in reality they aren't.

Small Man Syndrome 

The way that unintelligent women perceive assertiveness in males of small stature. When the same women see the exact same behavior in a larger man, they consider it confidence.
Manager (short man): Ma'am, I have asked you not to talk on your cell phone in the theatre. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and if you do not comply, you will be escorted by security.

Ally: That manager who threw me out of the movie for talking on my cell phone totally has small man syndrome, he's like such a loser and is just jealous cuz I will never sleep with him.

Jeff: I think he knows you have herpes and he is married.

Ally: Shut up Jeff! He totally has the small man syndrome! He puffs up his chest and all that. He like totally thinks he's that pirate, Neapolitan.

Jeff: You mean Napoleon, and he was not a pirate...

Small Island Syndrome 

Brexit in a nut shell; the result of ignorant, very misinformed brexiteers that do not seem to understand that Britain is a small island between two massive more cultural and economically developed continents.

That and the fact that most of even the original Anglo-Saxons are Danish (european in origin). The British isles has seen many mass migrations from Europe over thousands of years. More including the Romans (Modern Day Italians), the Vikings (Modern day Scandinavians), the Normans (Modern day French/Viking mix) and even the original Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles originally came from Hallstatt (modern day Austria; and spread all over Europe). As well as yet more migrations from other tribes.

In the modern day wake of WWII; brexit is an example of an increasingly ignorant; uneducated population.

Thats right Brits you and the Germanic peoples are the same historically; whether you like it not!
Brexiteer 1: "Shit the economy is fucked!"

Brexiteer 2: "Bloody foreigners; bloody Polish, its their fault!"

Observer 1: "I wonder what the educational attainment is of these two ignorant halfwit Brits - who watch the news too much?!"

Observer 2: "Yes but do not worry its that Small Island Syndrome because of Brexit; these fuckers do not even understand that they are related to europeans!"

small penis syndrome

or buying a ferrari..
small penis syndrome by Anonymous August 11, 2003

small person syndrome 

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

Small PP syndrome

Usual associated with the name Brandon Crum.
Brandon is the CEO of small pp syndrome
Small PP syndrome by @Permanett February 8, 2020