shit his pants

Someone who has had an accident in their pants and/or a retard

very common with babies

Hey! Matt just shit his pants! What a retard!

shit his pants by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

Don't shit your pants 

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

Don't shit your pants by white brown March 28, 2011

I shit 'em pants 

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).

Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.

I shit 'em pants by simonx4 August 12, 2006

Shit your pants day 

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

Shit your pants day by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018

who shit my pants 

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

who shit my pants by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

I'm gonna shit your pants by superc22066 November 9, 2021

shit in pants 

a celebration of impressive drunkeness. good for birthdays, New Years festivities, or meeting your in-laws.

Tonight I am getting shit in pants drunk!

And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"

shit in pants by schmamo January 7, 2004