i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube by true story! January 23, 2016

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

You've seen one close 

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.

What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.

You've seen one close by The other Agent August 26, 2010

Sheenon 

1. Sheenon is an elitist who fondles the hair and hearts of men and women alike. He is a generously handsome prince that should always be treated like the royalty he is.

2. While many question his orientation, he is straighter than the narrow way.

3. Friendly personality has earned him more FB friends than a D-list celeb, though he only has one true BFF.

4. His idea of living on the edge includes rollerblading on busy streets after dark, riding his vespa (without a helmet), and bending like a pretzel in the tiniest of yoga shorts. He can be found at various runway shows, photo shoots, skinny-dipping in the ocean, or making jam (generally not all at once).

5. Don’t attempt to seize his heart, it’s already been captivated by the temptress.

That dapper prince must be a Sheenon

Sheenon by thetemptress February 8, 2010

I think I’ve seen this one before 

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

I think I’ve seen this one before by party mom May 15, 2021

One Sheet Shit 

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

One Sheet Shit by airborne8 October 28, 2010

one sheet 

A full size movie poster. One sheet is the term most often used by Hollywood agents, producers, directors, etc. when discussing the layout of the poster. Probably used in the advertising world too.

The movie sucks, but the one sheet makes it look like two thumbs up.

one sheet by irma screenwriter December 31, 2006