Shaker Showdown 

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

Shaker Showdown by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008

Shaker Cans 

Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.

"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."

Shaker Cans by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Shaker High School 

Gay niggas that suck dick n’ lick toes

Shaker High school is the school of homosexuals

Shaker High School by Mpsbard December 10, 2019

Shaker Jr High 

A school next to Shaker high school where teachers look down girls shirts and kids hang threaten to end their lives.

“I’m gonna kill my self” “Woah woah you belong in Shaker Jr High”

Shaker Jr High by Sean Moreland:) March 14, 2019

Shaker Bar

"Shaker" meaning masturbating, it's secret code for a strip club or "titty" bar.

My husband and his friends went out to the shaker bar tonight.

Shaker Bar by Wonder Woman77 September 18, 2013

Shaker coverup 

From the Shakers community which abstained from sex as a rule but the covering up and exercising such modest restraint from biology is questionable.

I would go to Barnes and Noble to have a normal time, but sometimes I suspect a Shaker coverup.

Shaker coverup by magicdog7 July 2, 2019

Shaker Jr High 

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

Shaker Jr High by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020