Philip Seymour Coughman 

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

Philip Seymour Coughman by DankB_lank January 16, 2013

Bubbly Seymour 

Drink composed of apple whiskey, lemon-lime soda and cranberry juice. An explosion of 4 flavors!

Yo Saed, lemme get another bubbly Seymour!

Yo Dale, here's your bubbly Seymour. I hope you enjoy your explosion of 4 flavors!

Bubbly Seymour by Diggity Hammer July 9, 2017

pm seymour 

Tumblr reader and flork of cows reader

Pm seymour needs his coffee

pm seymour by Meme Man 2000000 November 16, 2020

Seymour 

Seymour is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. His voice will stop you in your tracks and one look into his eyes will leave you breathless. He has big strong arms and broad freckled shoulders to lean on.

A guy named Seymour is a gift to be treasured. His knowledge of obscure facts will never cease to amaze and capture your heart.

If you know a Seymour, you’re lucky af!

Person 1: “Wow I met this guy and he’s super hot!”
Person 2: “Let me guess, his name is Seymour?”

Seymour by Cool and hot gal November 28, 2021

Seymour Butts 

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I really would like to Seymour Butts

Seymour Butts by Kyle April 6, 2003

Seymour 

To sue rehabilitation centers that helps the defenseless, injured and/sick to the point of bankruptcy.

"I swear I'm going to Seymour the Wildlife center if they keep expanding to help more wildlife."

Seymour by Rhizzi January 18, 2020

steamy seymour 

To bruce your teeth with someone elses feces

"I could use toothe paste or just get a nice steamy seymour

steamy seymour by Robert Johnson September 8, 2005