Sausage Fest 

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.

Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker

Sausage Fest by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009

sausage fest 

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.

ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.

sausage fest by conchita December 28, 2005

sausage fest 

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone

Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.

sausage fest by The War Lion December 9, 2008

sausage fest 

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

sausage fest by Brandon October 21, 2004

sausage fest 

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

sausage fest by shmools May 28, 2007

sausage fest 

A celebration of sausages. like in vienna!

This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.

I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.

No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.

Yeah, that was good.

sausage fest by djelemenopee July 18, 2009

Sausage Fest 

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

Sausage Fest by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016