sammich 

It does not exist. They are all a part of a boys imagination. If you want something to eat, use the word SANDWICH!

There is no example, because they do not exist.

Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.

sammich by TatorPuff April 17, 2011

Sammich 

n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!

"Woman get in the kitchen and make me a sammich"

Sammich by chimeratear March 27, 2010

Sammich 

A word used when you've created a great sandwich. It's very rare to create such a sandwich because its ingredients are rare. Thus it must be deemed, "Sammich".

I just used some expensive left over ingredients to create the greatest sammich in the world! *mwah ha ha*

Sammich by Melodious6 July 3, 2018

sammich 

A truly superior sandwich. Any kind of bread, meat, cheese can be a sandwich, but it takes a true master to make a proper sammich. Most enjoyed drunk or high, when the flavors can develop to the fullest because you're so pissed you can't realize you're eating shit.

Jake: I'm hungry.
Joe: I'll make you a sammich.

Jake: *drunk sounds*

sammich by Gwae September 23, 2020

sammich 

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

sammich by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich 

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

Sammich by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

Sammich 

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

Sammich by AbomB320 August 2, 2010