retrosexual 

a person who gets attracted to old people.

Madonna's new boyfriend is, without a doubt, a retrosexual.

retrosexual by invictus2823 September 9, 2011

retrosexual 

A retrosexual is someone who used to be sexy. Someone who WAS considered sexy in the past, but is presently considered undesirable and unappealing by the general public. An individual may be labeled a retrosexual as a result of many different factors. Rapid aging, botched plastic surgery, or an inability to update his/her style with the current times are some factors that lead someone to be branded a retrosexual. One of the most salient features of the retrosexual, is that they were 'hot' or at their peak of desirability in a given era. They exemplify the style of the time period in which they were deemed sexy, but today they only appear as a sad timecapsule of a bygone era.

Particular examples of retrosexuals are as follows: Elizabeth Taylor, Mick Jagger, Burt Reynolds, Farrah Fawcett, Willie Ames, Leif Garret, Jared Leto, Axel Rose, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and more recently, Brittney Spears.

A usage example: "Professor Jones would have been hot when he was younger. His peak must have been in the early 90s because he's still wearing cosby sweaters, checkered blazers, and an earring... what a retrosexual!"

retrosexual by Liz Gomes and Brian Mckenzie April 28, 2007

Retrosexual 

Someone who does it 'old school'

That bloke doesn't have his eyebrows threaded and he isn't even wearing his hair in a bun...
Yeah that because he's a retrosexual, not a moisturising wet wipe

Retrosexual by Duttbag August 9, 2019

retrosexual 

Someone who has sex with past sexual partners. A guy who has sex with his ex-girlfriends on a more or less regular basis may be considered a retrosexual.

"Whoa, Patrick is such a retrosexual, all he does is have sex with his ex-girlfriends!"

retrosexual by n00m September 14, 2008

Retrosexual 

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".

Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.

Retrosexual by Djduckie August 31, 2005

Retrosexual 

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.

Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual

Retrosexual by ben jackson April 27, 2012

Retrosexual 

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

Retrosexual by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007