Rub of the relic

A euphemism for masturbation

The director of the company made lewd comments to the woman telling her on several occasions: “You are in fine form for a rub of the relic”. He said the “rub of the relic” referred to a miraculous medal that a staff member had brought back from Lourdes. The judge said his evidence is not credible as “rub of the relic” is a colloquially-known reference to masturbation.

Rub of the relic by Maidenlegover November 22, 2010

slap of the old relic 

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

slap of the old relic by yatenga December 15, 2011

laydee Relic*

2 Funny!!! friendly wid da manz dem (she gets dat 4rm LeGG$) very intelligent, never chats peoples name, aint never 2faced, always reliablexXxXxX

laydee Relic* by Anonymous July 31, 2003

A relic 

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.

"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"

A relic by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018

holy relic 

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic

holy relic by ilovetheholyrelic June 15, 2018

maximum relic 

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

maximum relic by rzp1 March 15, 2019

Prism Relic

The place where all the Sonic Special Stages take place. Houses the shrine of the Temporacle. Also half a water stage.

When you find out Prism Relic is half a water stage.

Prism Relic by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021