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register jockey 

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.
register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!
register jockey by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

Regismic 

It is a combination of "really" and "orgasmic." It is along the same lines as spectacular, stellar, awesome, and fantastic. But it trumps all of those. It is the ultimate adjective.
Those cookies were regismic.

You were just regismicly brosted.

Rachel is a regismic student.
Regismic by reswein September 10, 2011

Register Rage 

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.
I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???
Register Rage by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012

Register Clot 

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.
(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
Register Clot by Russell H December 26, 2008

register mode 

An employee's state of attentiveness in effectively operating a cash register in the retail setting. A condition of readiness in making accurate sales to customers.
With a long line waiting, the buyer has purchased multiple items.

Back-up cashier: "That'll be $2.75. Er, no...$34.86. Sorry, I'm not in register mode."
register mode by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

registered engineer 

Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck