A pruck (usually male) is a prick who drives an oversized truck to compensate for the size of his small tallywacker. They are easily identifiable by their Harley Davidson front license plates and/or decals. They also tend to take up more than one parking spot.
A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.
A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle