Pooch

A term descended and condensed from the phrase "fucking the dog". Used to describe the act of doing nothing, as well as making a fuck-up occur and the act of departing forthwith.

1. Fuck man it's time we left, let's pooch.
2. You pooched the hell out of it.
3. Did nothing but the pooch today.

by PDR July 19, 2003

pooch

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

by KML234 August 20, 2009

Pooch

How an asshole writes the word dog

Look at that cute little pooch over there

by Reginaldhark August 26, 2017

Pooch

To steal a joke that was previously made and use it as your own

"Wow, you're really gonna pooch me like that"

by PoochPop69 April 28, 2015

Pooch

'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.

1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."

by crazyfool330 September 27, 2009

pooch

Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 8, 2004

Pooch

When something is finished and you have to throw it out.

Where can i pooch my smoke?

by JKix May 18, 2005