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Plankton stool 

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls
Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs

Plankton Torture Porn 

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".

plankton army 

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
"Man that person is so cool, they MUST be part of the plankton army."
plankton army by not_plankton January 11, 2025

plankton is cute in japanese, duh. 

a phrase said by patrick on the ai sponge streams, which causes him to have a stroke
"plankton is cute in japanese, duh." "plankton is wdfhjrefhyrfuygwfhyu"

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014

office plankton

A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.
14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!