In a while, pedophile 

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

In a while, pedophile by mcrobster October 10, 2009

Spectro-Pedophilia 

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

Spectro-Pedophilia by moe3575 January 13, 2011

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

Pedophile Beard by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

Republican pedophile 

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

Republican pedophile by imje55 December 12, 2017

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen

There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.

Borderline Pedophile by Tone' April 20, 2008

Reverse Pedophile 

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person

A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"

Reverse Pedophile by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008

pedophile smile 

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.

Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.

pedophile smile by Sandmann September 23, 2008