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Finger pecking bird 

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
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ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.
So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!
ox pecking by croatus April 15, 2015

Fury Pecking

When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.
person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"

person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"
Fury Pecking by random addition March 14, 2008

Head pecking 

The less than subtle attemp to seduce someone by displaying strong animal tendencies.
In a classic exaple of head pecking one might say "you have no idea how bad I wanna peck your head right now!"
Head pecking by Sqymcsqkrsn January 15, 2013

Hen Pecking 

Carpet Surfing Crack Head Looking for Crumbs of Crack/Cocaine on the floor on a Carpet.
Wow bro are you really Hen Pecking? Shits gone dude!
What the Hell is he doing Hen Pecking in your living room?
Hen Pecking by Kay_Kay79 February 6, 2020

chicken pecking 

A huge insult on the North Side.
It is hard to sound enthused when one is chicken pecking.

Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.
"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."
Wood-pecking by God'sMistake November 9, 2025