pallet pat Share definition Flag one who drinks too much in a short amount of time and bothers bitches and acts like a pussy. Then pukes for 2 hours and passes out. that kid is pallet patting right now, he wont leave lynnsey alone! Oh man he's puking his guts out. pallet pat by J Willy May 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the pallet pat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch