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Kjell Ove 

Kjell Ove is a name used on babies with a big penis. Being named Kjell Ove requires a ritual where you ronk into Monica while singing Bængshot. You can also use Kjell Ove when you are wanking.
For example; Oh look, it is his penis is huge, that must be Kjell Ove

That girl i saw earlier was soo hot! I think I'm gonna Kjell Ove later
Kjell Ove by FisForFamily October 26, 2017

fred ove 

Caring and my father
Fred Ove is a nice person.
fred ove by D’s out for harambe August 26, 2019
when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend
i feel so happy i could Karl Ove
karl ove by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020
Hans/Ove is a person possibly Asian, possibly Scandinavian. Only one thing is clear about Hans-Ove and that is that he can spit some awesome beats, rhymes and has a great sense of rhythm and flow. Hans-Ove might just be the coolast man alive since he is not only a rapper but can also fingerboard anything!
Guy 1: wow you are so cool!

Guy 2: yeah of course!

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: Because I’m Hans-Ove!
Hans-Ove by KexOut May 20, 2022

Geir Ove 

Geir Ove's are the best people in the world, they are the best people on the whole wide earth, they are smart, muscular, funny, hygenic and really hot.
Jack: That Geir Ove guy is really sexy! Mike: I know, he's super hot!
Geir Ove by SpokenFacts_1 December 11, 2023

Big Dick Ove 

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.
Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.
Big Dick Ove by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018