oval head 

A very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. It is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.

I was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn't fit in the loop.
Ima throw this fucking eraser at Craig's oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
I swear to god one day I'm going to bash that kid's cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.

oval head by brascoop February 7, 2008

Oval Office 

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

Oval Office by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS) 

Where a female stores fat in the shoulders and arms in such a way that from the bicep up, would form a straight line then curving perfectly at the shoulder and back down again, forming a flawless oblong, the oval.

"She's really put on weight since high school." "Yes, I agree, notice the Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)."

Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS) by whiteboien3rgie December 30, 2011

oval window 

Any Volkswagen Beetle between the years of 1954 and 1957 with the rear window oval in shape.

Yeah I drive a 57 Oval window.

oval window by Fletch421 June 21, 2006

oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.

The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.

oval orifice by the whorenorable me September 11, 2004

oval rhite 

The Oval Rhite is the vagina as it is excreting cum, as it is oval, red and at the time, white.

Damn, Bitch that is one Big-Ass Oval Rhite T-nite!!!

oval rhite by Majoe-Berank(the pimp) June 17, 2005

oval egg hatch 

another word for vagina. the only people that call a vagina that are generally losers who don't get any action.

loser: dude! on WoW thy show a girls oval egg hatch!

cool kid: ugh.. your such a loser. just call it a vagina.

oval egg hatch by whyyess5 August 1, 2008