opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

opposite suicide by pickle penis February 26, 2019

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Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite

2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?

Opposite Day by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019

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Opposite jailded

(N) being found not guilty

Not going to jail

(V) breaking out of prison

Out running the cops

If he b like “aye yo I’m bout to bust a cap in you ass no cap on jah, see look da gun right here” he would prob get jailded but if he like “aye yo I’m bout to put sum lead in yo head, jk but like I fukin hate ya and yuh suck balls” he prob would get Opposite jailded

Opposite jailded by Bigwangchickenwang January 10, 2020

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Opposite Time

this is when you look at the clock and you see the numbers being opposite, for example. 10:01, 21:12, etc. When seeing the "opposite time" you must message your "time buddy" "OPPOSITE TIME" on the opposite time. By doing this you are pleasing the opposite time God's, if you miss the time there is a chance that the time God's might kill you.

IT'S OPPOSITE TIME!

Opposite Time by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020