my balls are on fire 

when you have to piss real bad

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.

my balls are on fire by Kimmi998 June 3, 2010

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

I'm on my ball 

Being on point of what your doing and your actions being self aware

1. you ready to do this?
2. homie I'm on my ball.

I'm on my ball by crazy cali kid June 3, 2015

hair on my ballsack 

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

hair on my ballsack by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021

ballsack on my head makes me happy 

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

ballsack on my head makes me happy by jonny!s! December 24, 2007

Dropped the ball on my ass 

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

Dropped the ball on my ass by glennasaurus October 8, 2010

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

ball hair on my nipples by phenompyrus October 19, 2004