bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.

Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!

bloody nunchucks by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011

nunchuker 

anyone who engages in the act of playing a Nintendo wii
i.e.-similar to a wiitard

Tom is an avid nunchuker.

nunchuker by Blake Perkins January 3, 2007

Neolithic Nunchucks 

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

Neolithic Nunchucks by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

numchuckery

being exceptionally skilled in the art of num chucks

man look at that guy, thats some crazy numchuckery!

numchuckery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

nunchuckerate

the ancient martial art shrouded in secrecy in which zen masters battle each other using nuns as weapons.

dude1: you taking taekwondo this semester?
dude2: nah bru, tkw is for fucking nancy cunts like you, i'm going for my turquoise belt in nunchuckerate.

nunchuckerate by vulcanwolf September 13, 2014

Nunchucker 

The most disgusting person ever

Ew, is that a nunchucker.

Nunchucker by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

Nunchucker 

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

Nunchucker by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021