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November 5 

Jen:I’m so happy
Emma:Why
Jen:It’s November 5
November 5 by lesbianjesus; November 4, 2019

November 5 

November 5th is the international kill your teacher day. Today you are allowed to kill your annoying math teacher without any consequences.
Cop: why did you kill mrs Morrigan.

Student: Sir, it is November 5th
Cop: so?

Student: it is the international kill your teacher day.

Cop: well, then it’s fine. Have a great day.
November 5 by SexxyyyJorgeMinBram November 3, 2020

November 5 

National give Alois Trancy affection day.

This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
November 5 by Cielisahomosexual November 4, 2019

November 5 

national red head day in the usa... pretty cool
compliment your red head friends
November 5 by bananaphone333 November 5, 2020

November 5 

Ok it’s not fucking Christmas it’s not time for Mariah Carrie.
“I don’t what a lot for Christmas
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”

November 5 

November 5 is day you kiss your girl and you better do it
You got to kiss your girl on November 5
November 5 by Noelxxxxxsaskaxx November 4, 2019