Netherlands 

The Netherlands (Dutch : Nederland), official name Kingdom of the Netherlands (Dutch : Koninkrijk der Nederlanden) is a country in Western Europe bordered by Germany and Belgium. It is the flattest country by far than any country in the world. Less than half of the country is below sea level and a part of it is just only a meter above sea level. It's provinces are : Drenthe, Overijssel, Groningen, Gelderland, Flevoland, Friesland, Utrecht, Zeeland, Limburg, North Holland and North Brabant.

It's land area is 41,865 km2 and it's population is 17,635,100.
It's capital is Amsterdam and the country's largest cities are Utrecht, Amersfoort, Drenthe, Maastricht, Rotterdam, The Hague, just to name a few.

As the GIF below, the flag of the Netherlands is very simple : It is 3 stripes of red, white and blue. The top. (red) part used to be orange until it was changed.

I would want to try Stroopwafel as soon as we go to the Netherlands!

Netherlands by LemMoon September 10, 2021

Netherlands 

The Netherlands is A nice country, One of the Kindest places in the world. They have like the largest people ever. They like bycicals. They owned nowaday Scotland, Wales and England, Lost a war to Belguim. It is at war with the Ocean and One day will own all the ocean. Also some say to get there faster and Avoid some stuff you can take at least 10-14 blocks of Obsidian and place it is a way were the center is a 3 tall x 2 long and if you lite the center with Flint and Steal (or any type of fire) You will get a portal and you can jump through and Your in the Netherlands!

I went to the netherlands, The people were so kind and The people were so large!
I made a Portal to the Netherlands and It looked cool.

Netherlands by Idk man01 April 19, 2022

Netherlands 

A land located in Ohio

Gonna netherlands it to you!

Netherlands by qwertyuioppers October 1, 2022

Netherlands 

Apparently , a piece of land in the nether.

A:Are you going to Netherlands for blaze rods?
B:Yes

Netherlands by Sufficient grinder January 13, 2023

Netherlands 

A fiery world, you can enter it by creating a portal from obsidian and lighting it with flint and steel. Home to 17 million very deadly creatures

person 1: i went to the netherlands today!
Person 2: cool, did you get the enderpearl trade?
person 1: no, they took my gold and ran off

Netherlands by HEEHEEHEEHAW23 January 9, 2024

Netherlands

A country that is misunderstood by many.
No we don't all wear clogs or live in windmills or smoke weed.
We are a tolerant people with a government that is about as fast as a octogenarian on sleeping pills but is stable and left leaning.
Politically a left leaning country with an interesting history but a dark colonial past, for example the Politionele acties in Indonesia.
The infrastructure is very good, one of the best in europe, especially our trains but we complain about the National Railways non stop but that is just because we expect perfection.
Fun fact: most of the netherlands is so low it should flood, but due to clever engineering we managed to use dikes not the gals but the flood protection to make sure it doesn't, the most famous of our flood protection works are the deltawork, which is one of the engineering marvels of the world.
We also annexed land from the sea and created a new province.
It is a lovely place to go but it can be very rainy.

Person 1: man I wanna go to the Netherlands and smoke weed and fuck prostitutes!
Person 2: You know there is so much more to the Netherlands than the red light district.
Person 1: Nah man, every city there is like that.
Person 2: are you fr?

Netherlands by Deltaworksenjoyer April 24, 2026

Netherlands Stink Wank

A combination of the dutch rudder and a dutch oven simultaneously.

so the other night I was getting a dutch rudder and the covers and I farted, got me a netherlands stink wank

Netherlands Stink Wank by Chickenbuttinyourface November 29, 2010