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Nerd Rage 

A song that was created by the fake cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. Which had Puff-Puff Humbert, the main singer. Voiced by Ray William Johnson. And Benetar, The guitarist, pianist, AND singer. Who was voiced by Ray William Johnson in YFMTS and Jesse Cale in the songs.
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
Nerd Rage by Radin Happier October 29, 2022
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Nerd Rage 

When a person playing a video game gets extremely happy by either winning or getting a kill, that they yell out obscenities or a person who gets extremely angry and starts yelling after losing.
PicUpUrFace: (gets a kill) Get fucking body!

Vixen: Hey how about you turn down the nerd rage.
Nerd Rage by El BiGGo April 12, 2009

Nerd Rage 

To go on a long binge of video game playing; playing video games for more than 6 hours straight.
"Is Greg coming to the party?"
"No, he's on a nerd rage."

"You wanna get laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm gunna nerd rage to level 60."
Nerd Rage by th3m4n August 12, 2007

inner nerd rage 

when you get internal angry a bout a nerdy thing. all geeks and nerd get this really bad.
You- i got inner nerd rage at the star wars trailer
inner nerd rage by CORVUS December 22, 2014

nerdrage 

Nerdrage is both the emotion felt when a nerd is exposed to something that directly contradicts the core beliefs of their obsession, and the reactionary diatribe by the nerd that inevitably follows.
Dude did you hear about the new Transformers movie?
Yes, it fills me with a seething nerdrage

I use to keep up with internet discussions related to comic book movies but the nerdrage became too much.
nerdrage by Eleventh Finger November 14, 2007

nerdrage 

The overwhelming anger of a nerd when something or someone gets the "facts" wrong on a geeky subject such as Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, Lunix, etc.
Nerd: "So what do you think about Star Trek?"

Human: "Isn't that the space show with Captain Jean Luc Skywalker?"

Nerd seethes and painstakingly explains in erudite detail on the differences between Star Wars and Star Trek.

Human sits there, pretends to think for a long moment, then says: But he's still a Jedi, right?

Nerd's head explodes from the massive influx of nerdrage.

-or-

Nerd: "Lunix truly is the superior operating system!"

Human: "Microsoft Windows is better."

Nerd: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!??!!?!??!?!!!!?!?!"

Human: "Well, more programs run for it. And free stuff just sucks, man."

Nerd's eyes become bloodshot, face beet-red, and steam shoots from his ears.

Human: "Bill Gates is my hero."

Nerd: "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *heart attack*
nerdrage by Eric Melech December 28, 2007

Nerdrager 

Origin: MMPOG chat. Definition: Raging nerd.
Person A: "I h8 maintenance day on Blizzard. I need to plaaaaaay!"
Person B: "Then I suggest you emerge from your mommy's basement into the bright lit day and find something useful to do while you wait you impossibly massive nerdrager"
Nerdrager by nollijde September 2, 2009