country club negro 

A light-skinned brother of some means or economic success, generally tolerated by those (well off white men) he works with/ lives near because of his nonthreatening demeanor and quasi-assimilation into white culture/ language/ customs. For all intents and purposes, outside of pigment, country club negro *is* a white man in all regards.

Examples: Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, David Otunga and Byron Saxton from WWE, both Gumbels.

"The first time I saw him at the Cricket Club golfing, I was aghast. 'A colored on the links?' I asked. But after talking to the chap, I discovered he wasn't one of *them* at all. He was a country club negro. He was almost one of us."

country club negro by SeanyOnTheSpot December 29, 2016

Negrotism 

Negrotism is a type of "blackness" or invisible "black matter" that radiates off of someone with a high level of Negrosity. This is often seen when someone smokes weed or a combination of other drugs (such as a Jeffrey). Negrotism may be radiated from a subject whether they are of black decent or not, as long as the Negrosity levels are high enough. Negrotism can sometime be absorbed from an outside source such as another subject radiating Negrotism. Negrotism can be more easily absorbed if the subject consumes more cornbread, grape drink, fried chicken, corn, and even mashed potatoes to an extent.

Nate smoked so much of that really ballin' weed that he started to radiate Negrotism.

Negrotism by N8RZ December 10, 2010

Negro's Dozen 

11

bitch only gave me a negro's dozen.

Negro's Dozen by Squamnail March 3, 2011

happy negro

A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.

Earl:*smiles happily*
Jones:Damnit Earl, you look like the damn happy negro

happy negro by Anon Omus April 18, 2008

Negroed 

when a normal white person starts speaking in black gangster/ghetto slang after exposure to music/games/television about said black culture.

Joe: shiiiieeeeeeet this thing be fucked up right here ! how you gonna carry it man !
Jake: what the hell are you on about ?
Joe: sorry i watched all 5 seasons of the wire last week so I've been well and truly Negroed

Negroed by reddragon2232 September 12, 2011

Necrotextia 

1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone

1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!

Necrotextia by Kenny said "Whaaat?" December 9, 2008

negrotiate 

haggling over the price of an item that you can not afford no matter what the price

That man was trying to negrotiate on a waterfront house and he doesn't even have a job

negrotiate by upset realtor November 18, 2006