Mountie Awkward 

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

Mountie Awkward by Oh THAT person June 1, 2016

mountios 

Something that is expected to be really good, but ends up extremely disappointing.

Yo, that roller coaster was so mountios

mountios by JamaicanFiddler January 19, 2017

Mountie 

Basically doggy style, but slowly and ineffectively.

"He wanted to do me doggy style. At first I was into it but he was playing Mountie"

Mountie by jim-boobly June 11, 2021

mountnessing 

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood

That girl is good at mountnessing

mountnessing by ser_dro June 13, 2023

Stuttering Monties 

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

Stuttering Monties by Major Wood July 8, 2003