Brokeback Mountaineer 

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.

"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"

Brokeback Mountaineer by Cards1 November 29, 2007

mountaineer 

Someone who just walks around the streets either on their own or with a group of friends, wanting no trouble.

These lot aint nothin to us, they just mountaineers

mountaineer by basra October 10, 2005

mountaineer 

a person of the homosexual persuasion, similar to brokeback mountaineer

He finally became a mountaineer and scaled Mount Tommy.

mountaineer by The Beech April 15, 2006

brokeback mountaineer 

A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.

"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"

"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."

brokeback mountaineer by Anthony R April 27, 2007

the mountaineer 

A colossal shit that rises above "sea level"

"the mountaineer"

A shit so big, when your finished it's piled high above the water level and looks like a mountain in the middle of a lake.

the mountaineer by el douche-o October 6, 2009

mountaineer 

When Boone girls get in a pyrimid (like Cheerleaders) and one guy works his way from the bottom to the top.

1: Dude, what did you do last night?
2. Last night I did a mountaineer with 6 girls, it was awesome.

mountaineer by YosefSC2 November 20, 2009

Mountaineer's Tea 

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

Mountaineer's Tea by Latino Banana October 24, 2016