mortal kombat 

Series of 2d side-scrolling Fighting games released on a number of platforms.

Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.


Shit movies.

Kintaro and classic sub-zero rule.

mortal kombat by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Mortal Kombat 

The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling

"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked

Mortal Kombat by Freshkentt. May 18, 2010

mortal kombat 

when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.

person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!

mortal kombat by t-reinzz June 23, 2009

Mortal kombat 

Use during sexual intercourse during a party when others can hear you...mainly before ejaculating..Right before ejaculating, scream out Mortal Kombat and the croud responds by shouting FINISH HER!

i WAS SMASHING MY GIRL AT A PARTY AND BEFORE I CAME I SCRAM OUT MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A LOUD RESPONSE IF FINISH HER FROM THE CROUD!MAKING MY EXPERIANCE SO MUCH BETTER!

Mortal kombat by TECK1! September 28, 2010

Mortal Kombat 

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.

"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".

Mortal Kombat by basicbadger May 11, 2021

Mortal kombat 

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

Mortal kombat by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

Mortal Kombat 

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

Mortal Kombat by Wee mikey May 8, 2022