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A tall, long-necked, adonis-like person with a penchant for camping. His favorite color is "brown". Just as Prometheus brought fire to mankind, so he brought his people, a new Braking technology for cars. Nobody except him can drive so quickly in the curve and drive in fifth gear in the parking lot. He fights against the rule of the fast rosting in cars. He comes from the noble family Varys.
A: Who owns this brown car?

B: Moritz von Varys from the Knappenweg.

A: Who do I ask if I have questions about sale techniques?

B: Who else besides Moritz ?!

A: What could the global economic crisis have prevented in 2011?
B: Moritz von Varys, with the high sales of Suzukis!
Moritz by ShinyPepper November 22, 2021
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A Moritz is an extremely kind, cool and fun guy to be around. He is very humorous and the light of every party but also gentle, calm and incredibly intelligent. A Moritz is also a very attractive, athletic and adventurous guy who is ambitious in all parts of life - he puts his heart and soul into everything he does. Moritz' curiosity never fades and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. To be loved by him means to feel safe and considered because he always shows that he cares about you. Everyone is lucky to have a Moritz in their life.
Person A: Did you see how well Moritz plays Tennis?

Person B: Oh yes, Moritz is so athletic
Moritz by mel1512x December 14, 2025

moritz brothers 

Two guys (usually already named Moritz) that are hot as fuck
Girl 1: ouuh look at these two. They are soooo hot.

Girl 2: they are probably Moritz Brothers
moritz brothers by SwagggyP February 11, 2021

Moritz Syndrome 

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.
Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.
Moritz Syndrome by Jamieooobrien November 3, 2011

Moritz Stonersyndrom 

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.
Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom
Moritz Stonersyndrom by Bubble66 January 2, 2017

moritz grengs 

Me
Hi I'm Moritz Grengs
moritz grengs by Moritz Grengs December 4, 2017

Moritz Freyaldenhoven 

Basically the sexiest man alive not only in this universe, he is the hottest and most attractive person who has ever lived, in any universe. He is also super smart and the best in everything he does. And he is not a geier. Don't be a Geier. #HelalPahl
Oh my god. There is Moritz Freyaldenhoven. I die because of his beautiful face.