mookie 

(moo k-ee) n.
A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.

RODNEY: These cookies are delicious but I can't snack at my wicked mookies.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.

OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.

mookie by Mack B. May 22, 2008

mookie 

1.) adj. - A painful pinch you must give to your numbugery little brother when you jynx him and he speaks. (Angry Beavers - Episode 20)

2.) adj. - Used to describe a log of poop, mainly a comical poo log capable of articulating to everyone, but usually doesn't so people think the poo's friends are insane. (

Norbert and Dagget (in unison): Ha-ha! Got mine first! The evil plutonium bad warlord guy person lets lose the vermin-infested mucus of a bazillion intergalactic loogies!
Dagget: Hey! We said the same thing at the same time!!
Norbert: A-posoluto! And you know what that means...
Dagget: Ehhhhh...ah..er-
Norbert: 1,2,3 hobba pit 2, we said something at the same time so I jynx you!
Dagget: Jynx me!? Whaddya talkin' about jynxin'?
Norbert: From now on the first beaver who talks gets a MOOOKIE pinch!
Dagget: A 'mookie' pinch?
Norbert (Creeping towards Dagget): MOOOOOOKIE!!!!
(Series of classic Dagget pain noises.)

Mr.Mackey - A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle.
Kyle - Mookie stinks?
Mr.Mackey - Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right, Kyle?
(skip some conversation...)
(Mr.Hankey is now bathing in Mr.Mackey's coffee...)
Mr.Mackey - Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad..mmkay...
I mean you're one screwed-up little kid...do you understand? So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol-and in the meantime (looks into his cup) I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of prozac. (gasps) Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!!

mookie by cathrynRules February 10, 2004

Mookie 

One of those guys that is ALWAYS driving girls around, taking them to parties, starbucks, etc.

The girl has no interest in the guy at all besides "friends", but the guy (mookie) thinks otherwise.

Most mookies are straight up tools and think they are sweet, but really no one likes them

Me: "When do you think mookie is going to show up with all the little girls who can't drive."
Joey: "Idk bro, but hes bout to drive them all night and get nothing in return."

Mookie by BeedoubleU March 12, 2010

Mookie 

A Caucasian man with light skin that tans to a dark complexion after 1 day in the sun. Mookie is a generic name of African origin that is assigned to a person with this skin type

Hey Mookie you just have to look at the sun and you turn black

Mookie by HJOlympian December 2, 2009

Mookie 

A really really light brown piece of fecal matter. Usually caused by consuming a large amount of Chinese and Mexican food. Also known for its rank odor. Often confused with diarreah.

MAN, I JUST ATE A POUND OF BEEF FRIED RICE AND 12 EGG ROLLS, I GOTTA MOOKIE.

Mookie by zeh mookie master September 13, 2005

Mookie 

noun, a females vagina. Usually pertaining to a vagina under 18 years of age.

My Uncle Michael does not enjoy that mookie, because he is too busy sleeping with young boys.

Mookie by Mookiechaser July 30, 2009

Mookie 

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

Mookie by mook September 24, 2003