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A person who exhibits the same characteristics of a wet pussy.
Tom isnt coming out tonight because hes a moisty
Moisty by Concox619 September 29, 2019
A little more wet than moist
The towel isn't dry it's moisty
Moisty by Helvis wallard March 29, 2024
1: Hella moist but not hella wet.

2: Slightly wet or damp AF
The stripper's cake was moisty and delicious.
Moisty by Hood-Logograms February 1, 2026

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

moisty hunter 

A Moisty Hunter is a male, usually in Year 11 or 12 at an Australian high school, who goes after girls in younger grades, typically girls in Year 7 through to Year 9 or 10.
Year 12 guy 1: Hey, I got in with that Year 9 girl!
Year 12 guy 2: You moisty hunter...
moisty hunter by 10lo September 24, 2013

moisty boy 

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.
When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.
moisty boy by Underit April 25, 2015