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Matching 

When 2 people bring the same amount of marijuana together and smoke it together (equal amounts only and less than other person and your a bitch)
hey bro you trying to match “ “ we”re going to be matching later want to join? “

Matching Pfp 

A matching profile is often used by e-couples or by pushy friends. It can be (and often is) cringy and/or annoying to other users. These users also usually have (if they're dating) their status/mood as "taken by generic person." And if they're on the younger side, most are 14-17 and i mean the 13 year olds, they either bitch or talk about their S/O.
e-dater: omg this matching pfp with my e-boyfriend so cutee </3

human: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares. your relationship wont work out god damn.
Matching Pfp by entricide January 22, 2021

Beat Matching 

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.
Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

ghetto matching 

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.
Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!
ghetto matching by GullibleZine January 10, 2007

matching numbers 

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.
Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.
matching numbers by Leif Persson February 15, 2006
mitchin' = skiving or 'playing truant' from work or school

i have heard it used in Cardiff, Wales
Teacher : 'Where is Matt today?'
Pupil : 'Ah Miss, he's mitchin'!'
Class sniggers
mitchin' by Square radishes April 25, 2006