A
Mexican man walks into a bar.
Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.
Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...
"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"
Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...
"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"
"When I grew up, I was brown!"
"When I am sick, I'm brown!"
"When I'm
in the sun, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in
the cold, I'm brown!"
"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"
"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"
"When you grew up, you were white!"
"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"
"When you're
in the sun, you turn red!"
"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"
"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"
"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"
Pass it on...
(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I
thought it was pretty funny, I decided to
translate it to English and post it here.)
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Mark H. Proud UD author since
February 2004.
